Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be!
When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:
A person for life or A lesson for life!
They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them!
In a Church:
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
Father: No son, you are married!
Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!
My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.
Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!
Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!