I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!
My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:
1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to keep all her clothes
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and something else!
Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases.
Offenders will have to face serious repercussions!
If you hate your job, the solution is simple.
Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there!
Dad: You scored only 40/100 on the Maths test.
Kid: I scored 20 on the last test. So, that's 100% growth. Sharma Uncle's son scored 85 last time and 95 now. That's only 11.8% growth. You should be proud.
Dad: Yes, I am proud of you. One day you'll be India's Finance Minister!
My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me!
Breaking News:
The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
Inconvenience is regretted!
After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:
Pakistan
Russia
Iran
China
The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan!