What does Dad do to remain married?
Keeps Mum!
The whole world wants to malign Malayalis.
The news that Mallus drank Rs. 487 cr. the worth of liquor during Onam is wrong.
They drank liquor worth Rs. 162 cr. only. The rest was tax!
Pro Tip:
Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time.
While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?"
Husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!"
Whenever my wife uses the phrase "I was thinking."
That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something!
Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:
(1) Smoke detector
(2) Police siren
(3) Silent glare from wife
Never assume good times would continue to roll on. You have to continue to work hard, deliver and be your best every day, day after day!
If you ever feel useless... just remember that the USA took 4 Presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban!
BREAKING:
The Biden administration announces in the STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE that the Taliban will not be allowed to enter the US Embassy in Kabul unless they are FULLY VACCINATED!
Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: I won.
Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream!