Before marriage, a man dates a woman.
After marriage, a woman mandates a man!
New India, where...
People take comedians seriously and journalists as a joke!
When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man. When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man. When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!
ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ।। ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਿਹ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ।। As is the Hukam of Your command, so do things happen. Wherever You keep me, there I go and stand. Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 523
Raj Kundra is innocent. Release him or else give us proof!
Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise.
Wife: I am only 33 kg.
Husband: How?
Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon!
Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?
Wife: You said you're leaving.
Me: That was for work!
I and my wife are so like-minded.
Whatever I like, she minds!
No one is great at birth, our behaviour and our actions make us great!
Pray if you believe in God. Disagree with your wife if you want to meet Him!