Don`t hate me because I am good, Hate me because I know it!
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Constipated people don`t give a crap.
Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an `S` in the word `lisp`?
Early to bed, early to rise ensures a healthy, dull demise.
Ham and eggs. A day`s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.