Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
A moron always has other morons who think he's clever.
If my dog could talk, would I still be his best friend?
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Unemployed teachers have no class.
He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is!
If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards?
If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
A great farmer has to be great in his field.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?