You can't have everything; where would you put it?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.
For some reeson, I've never yet won a gaim of 'Skrabel'.
Financial circumstances often alter legal cases.
Man who throw dirt will lose ground.