By the time you learn to play life's game, you're too old to make the team.
Today life may begin at sixty - but can you wait that long?
Everything you are doing today is going to make no sense one day!
Life is really harmful, people die of it.
My life goals were all offside.
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
Life sucks but death swallows.
Life is a one time offer - use it well!
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.