Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.
You don't get to choose how you're going to die... only how you're going to live.
The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.
Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
When life gives you bullshit, package it and sell manure.
Sometimes the things one says 'sarcastically' are what one really is feeling deep down.
Death is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down.
Mature, but don't grow up.