
Drugs don't ruin your career. Drugs tests do.
Good sportspersons have to lose to prove it.
Hockey is the only place the right wing and the left wing have a common goal.

Old quarters -backs never retire. They just pass away!

I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.

Handicapped Golfer: A man who plays golf with his wife!

Golf: The only game that depreciates above par!

I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

A golf course is a site to be holed!