Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Don't take life seriously, until you're sick.
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're YRROS!
Velcro is sure a rip-off!
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next.
Stable relationships are for horses.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
If you run like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.