Someday is not a day of the week.
If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
It's not a shortage of judges that causes the problems in our courts; it's the excess of lawyers.
I and my recliner - we go way back.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
If it weren't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for everyone.
Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath.
Those who say they sleep like a baby, haven't got one.
Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
