
Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.

Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.

Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.

Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.

Subways give token service.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!

WRINKLES: Something other people have!

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching.