Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.
Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.
Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.
Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.
Subways give token service.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!
WRINKLES: Something other people have!
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching.