Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?