Well behaved women rarely make history.
Do not smoke and spoil the botany of your body.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Beauty is God's handwriting.
You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
Drama is like life with the dull bits cut out.
Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.