Be thankful for problems or idiots would have your job.
He who angers you conquers you.
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I think it is time, I tell you what people are saying behind your back! Nice Ass.
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one
Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your head & finally do what your wife tells you to do.
People who feel good about themselves, produce good results.
The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.
This is worse than a divorce, I have lost half of my net worth and I still have a wife!
The best thing about me is you.