Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
I think I have an incredible level of credibility.
Some people's feet smell and their noses run.
Dermatologists often make rash statements.
I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want to live like one.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
A murder is only an extroverted suicide.
Locks and keys are for honest people.