Your freedom to swing your arm ends where my nose begins.
When there is no danger in fighting, there is no glory in winning.
Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him cash.
Never question your wife's judgement...look whom she married.
Life's a bitch. But, then, consider the alternative.
The way things are going, I want to come back as a cockroach.