Hockey is the only place the right wing and the left wing have a common goal.

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?

Selfies - The Dandelions of the internet!

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers!
If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

Off late, I'm getting better at being worse!

A picture is worth a thousand words Except if its an abstract painting.

One man's meat is another man's poison!

A great farmer has to be great in his field.

The older I get, the older old is.