Marriage brings out the animal in some men, usually the chicken.
Can I get directions to your heart, I'm kinda lost in ur eyes?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... there's no point.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built up-side-down.
Some people fall in love. I had to crash into it.
I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.
I like acting stupid... It's a talent of mine.
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
Pain is weakness leaving the body.