Conserve energy!! Fart in a jar!
A girl's best asset is her Lie'ability.
He who looks too far ahead stumbles over his own boots.
Try a little kindness. As little as possible.
You may not get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get.
You've one mouth and two ears, use them in that proportion.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Did you know that if you maintain a cholesterol-free diet, your body makes its own cholesterol?
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.