Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.
Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune
Enthusiasm wanes, but dullness lasts forever.
Anyone can handle a crisis. It's everyday living that kills you.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
God can't alter history, so he created historians.
God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
Every decent man should be ashamed of his government.