Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring. The other half is pretending you don't care.
Life without bears would be unbearable.
Money isn't everything but it's way ahead of whatever's in second place.
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
My doctor comes in every morning to feel my purse.
Love is a word made up of two vowels, two consonants and two fools.
Live every day as if it were your last and some day you'll be right.
Never yell, "Hi, Jack!" on an airplane.
Dream until your dreams come true.