Faithful Husband: One whose alimony check is always on time
It's ok to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
Never vote for a politician. It only encourages them.
No one is unemployed who minds his own business.
Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.
A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
Be nice to smokers. They don't have long to live.
The good news is that the bad news is not much worse than usual.