A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A leader is best when people barely know that he exists.
A bad day at home is better than a good day at work.
Good Morning is a contradiction in terms.
Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.
An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.
Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs.
Make your life a mission, not an intermission.