Donate money. Support my fight against materialism.
A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.
Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
A person forgives only when she is in the wrong.
Don't quit until you find someone to blame.
Don't be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Don't lend people money, it gives them amnesia.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
The suicidal part of me will never die.