My job is secure. No one else wants it.
They wouldn't call it a crush if it didn't hurt.
Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.
Kiss me twice I'm schizophrenic.
Henpecked: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
My income seems to be the only thing I can't live without or within.
Being bored is an insult to yourself.
You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.