Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice
National Debt: When everyone exceeds their charge card limits
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
Hard work must have killed someone!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
You never get a second chance to make a first impression
Life isn't always fair, but it shouldn't cheat that much