A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Hangover- a wrath of grapes.
I am not getting bald... I am getting more head!
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once!
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
I used to have a fear of hurdles... but I eventually got over it.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no!
Life is really harmful, people die of it.
My brother has no hands. I feel for him.