Alimony: Having an ex-husband you can bank on!

Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.
What this country needs is fewer people telling us what this country needs.

Golf: The only game that depreciates above par!
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed!
For some reeson, I've never yet won a gaim of 'Skrabel'.

People should look like their personalities.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Familiarity breeds children.
Some people have tact, and others tell the truth.