Alimony: Having an ex-husband you can bank on!

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Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.

What this country needs is fewer people telling us what this country needs.

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Golf: The only game that depreciates above par!

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed!

For some reeson, I've never yet won a gaim of 'Skrabel'.

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People should look like their personalities.

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Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Familiarity breeds children.

Some people have tact, and others tell the truth.