I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs. Like customs officers.
A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
~ Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
Never trust a doctor with a good handwriting.
The battles against women are won by losing.
Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help.
Perfect time is previous minute minus one.
Men who think "one size fits all" better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit.