If you run like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

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People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.

If I don't pay alimony this month, can my wife repossess me?

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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Tea is for mugs, but coffee isn't my cup of tea either.

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Someday is not a day of the week.

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Always learn from mistake of others who take your advice.

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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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