Credit cards allow you to be broke for two years without you knowing it.
Want to be alone?
Come to New York City!
A loser is a bald guy with dandruff.
It's not hard to spot a fool unless he's hiding inside you.
Aging gracefully is like, the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
Gold investors believe "Ingot we trust"
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
Perfect guests make their host feel at home.
Nobody will ever call 2015 'The good ol days'.