The longer you wait in a queue, the greater the probability that you're in the wrong queue.
Undertakers are the last people who will let you down.
What did people go back to before drawing boards were invented?
When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
He doesn't get even... he gets odder.
If you cook alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended, It could spell disaster.
Rich foods are like destiny. They, too, shape our ends.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Shortbread: They're not making it any longer.