The days of the pocket diary are numbered.
If a man's mouth won't dry up looking at you, you ain't hot enough!
Lock jaw wouldn't be bad but the right people never get it.
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If you don't have any haters, odds are you aren't doing anything correctly!
If a woman says she's wrong, is she still wrong?
Dating Spiderman must be tricky. Too many strings attached!
Death is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down.
Man with two watches not know what time it is.