Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
If my dog could talk, would I still be his best friend?
A last - minute race for a Christmas gift usually ends in a tie.
To some people, depression is the pleasure of being sad.
Fame is good, but infamy pays better.
Don't honk, Pray - I don't have a driver's license.
Wildlife isn't disappearing - it's just moving into the cities.
Advertising raises our standard of longing.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Dating a vampire puts a drain on the relationship.