If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Polo for sale. In mint condition.

Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

The difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

If someone owns a piece of land, is he the owner of it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

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My internet goes out more than I do.

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Maybe if you Shift some keys, you can get some Ctrl back.

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If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could one expect a single student to learn all the subjects.

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