Passwords are like underwear - change them often.
People who say they are constipated, are full of shit.
The single most important ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.
If you hate haters, do you become a hater?
One who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way back myself.
Poverty of mind makes you beg forever.
Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana.
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.