A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
Alcohol is both a cause of problems and a reason of solutions.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.
I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally.
"Happy Hours" for husbands are "Hapless Hours" for wives!
The days of good grammar has went.
A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 1,000 times the memory.
HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.