The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Death is surely hereditary.
Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
Mummys who take vacation, will relax and unwind.
Do not adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality.
As soon as I got a new lease of life, the rent was raised.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.