Nurses are working for the weakened.
I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time.
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
A lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief!
Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin.
Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding out what that reason is.
I am so so broke that I can't even pay attention.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.