Yesterday, a clown held open the door for me. It was a nice jester!
True laziness is getting excited when a plan gets cancelled!
A well-executed theft in which there are no fingerprints left is a 'stainless steal'!
It is hard to get more out of a bikini than you put into it.
Driving with bald tires is a hairy experience.
I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life!
A loser is a bald guy with dandruff.
Aging gracefully is like, the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
I've just replaced my shoelaces with earphones. Now they tie themselves.
If someone conducts himself well, then can he be declared as good Conductor!