I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again.
Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
A last - minute race for a Christmas gift usually ends in a tie.
Don't honk, Pray - I don't have a driver's license.
Save face - keep the lower half of it shut.
The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train.
Today cheek-to-cheek dancing has dropped about three feet.
Professionalist women? I've never met an amateur.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others!
Forty - The age when a woman stops patting herself on the back and begins under the chin.
