Well behaved women rarely make history.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.
A mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a girl can make him stupid in two minutes.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself.
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I think it is time, I tell you what people are saying behind your back! Nice Ass.
