The best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
I had to shoot him, officer! He was about to hurt himself!
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I got email from a blonde; there was a stamp on it.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that he's too old for it.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do?
Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you can't stop and rest.
The stock market is weird thing. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they are smart.
