He who hesitates is constipated
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
I'm currently fasting to protest hunger strikes.
Yawn is an honest opinion openly expressed
One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask any addict.
I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen.
Recent polls reveal that some people have never been polled
Ninety percent of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap
