I've never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.
The govt is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding govt.
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
My boyfriend told me he loved me for my mind. I've never been so insulted in my life
To avoid duplication, make three copies.
Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
My reflexes were so bad that I was hit by a parked car.
If you are not ready to die, then the angels coming to guide you home may seem as demons coming to drag you to Hell.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
