Some of us learn from the mistakes of others, the rest of us have to be the others!
A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake.
I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen!
Having one child makes you a parent;
Having two you are a referee.
Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
Never buy a car you can't push.
My wife's parking is unparalleled.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
