The future isn't what it used to be
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies
Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes... Make it worth watching.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead.
Just about the time we think we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
When I release the guilt of the past and the worries of the future, I am joyful in the present.
There are some days I practice positive thinking. And other days I'm not positive, I am thinking.
