Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who get binary and those who don't.
All my life I wanted to be someone. I guess I should have been more specific.
The future isn't what is used to be.
If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them.
Most people aim at nothing in life and hit it with amazing accuracy.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.
Enjoy yourself. These are the 'good old days' you're going to miss in the years ahead.
