May you live all the days of your life.
The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
Often it is fatal to live too long.
Let face facts, shall we? There is a very real possibility that this could also be the *last* day of the rest of your life.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids!
Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job.
Don't take life seriously, it is not permanent.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
